MOVIE MASALA - AI EDITION

The Indian film industry has always thrived on drama, spectacle, and larger‑than‑life storytelling. If you have grown up in India, it is next to impossible to stay immune to the impact of movies on pop culture and other aspects of life. 

So what happens when you toss artificial intelligence into the mix? 

Presenting a tongue‑in‑cheek tribute to some of my favourite Indian movies, re‑imagined for the AI age.

#1. SholAI

Thakur Baldev Singh loses his hands in a freak accident (cough, cough). He makes use of a voice‑controlled intelligent personal assistant named Raamlal and senses great commercial potential. He soon develops and launches Raamlal‑AI as a plug‑and‑play subscription service. He also hires Jai and Veeru as trainers for a skilling course on effective deployment of the tool. Thakur bags his first major client in the form of local business tycoon Gabbar Singh, who promptly fires his entire team, including Kalia and his trusted search engine, Sambha.

#2. Jo Jeeta Woh AI Sikandar

Small-Sportia University's robotic frog wows the audience at an AI Summit-cum-Awards event. Their entry outshines the food app launched by Rajput College and the smartwatch showcased by Queen’s College. The frog nearly wins under the “Best Indigenous Tech Development” category until Model College students reveal it’s actually a ready‑made prototype bought at a yard sale in China. Eventually, Model College’s AI‑driven Love Astrology app takes home the prize.

#3. Dil Chahta AI

Three friends take a road trip to Goa to Bengaluru. While stuck in traffic, one invests in a matrimonial website, another in a food delivery app, and the third in questionable deepfake technology that helps create morphed images and videos. No prizes for guessing who makes it big.

#4. Baahubal‑AI

The kingdom is divided not by swords, but by prompt‑engineering. Hero Bahubali takes help from Katapp-AI to craft elegant poems and songs for his lady love Devsena, while his arch-nemesis Bhallaladev spams AI tools with persistent requests to generate romantic images and videos of himself with the leading lady.

#5. D-War (D as in Digital)

Two brothers, Vijay and Ravi, grow up on opposite sides of the digital divide. Vijay is a self‑made businessman who abhors technology, refusing to use AI filters to erase the “mera baap chor hai” tattoo on his arm. Ravi, meanwhile, is a tech evangelist. In a showdown for custody of their widowed mother, Vijay taunts Ravi with: “Aaj mere paas paisa hai, bangla hai, gaadi hai, naukar hai, bank balance hai… tumhaare paas kya hai?” Ravi confidently replies: “Mere paas prompt hai.”

#6. AIyya

Meenakshi, a young woman from a middle‑class household, falls for the online charms of Surya, who conjures engaging LinkedIn posts and witty Instagram comments. She eventually realises it was all AI‑generated fluff and blocks him.

#7. Bhool BhulAIyya

A horror‑comedy where the haunted mansion is actually a buggy smart home system. Lights flicker, doors slam, and the cloud‑based virtual assistant (similar to Alexa) keeps whispering “Manjulika is here” at regular intervals.

#8. MunnabhAI MBA

After bagging an engineering degree, Munna decides that an MBA in Finance is the next step to catapult his career. He bumps into Sarkeshwar (aka Circuit) during the program, who convinces him that EduTech is the shiniest star on the global horizon. Cut to ten years later: both are running AI‑skilling workshops and grappling with the irony that AI itself is making teaching roles obsolete.

#9. AI Dil Hai Mushkil

Alizeh consistently rejects her AI assistant AIaan’s push notifications and relentless suggestions to buy products or install apps.

#10. Gangs of AIsseypur

Online trolls use AI tools to wage creative (and expletive‑laden) wars against ideological rivals, celebrities, or anyone they please — across Instagram, X, and every other social platform.

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LAZY AI SYNDROME

"Class", the teacher began, "Today we will be discussing a very important chapter in the history of our great civilization. It is from about 160 years ago...an era that our primate ancestors back then ignorantly called the 'Lazy AI Syndrome'."

The students leaned forward, their eyes literally gleaming with curiosity and deep interest.

"Some time between the 20th and 21st centuries", the teacher continued, "humans began developing a technology they called Artificial Intelligence, or AI. In its early years, this technology was used to carry out repetitive tasks that demanded time and effort. Humans of that era were capable of learning from resources and experiences shared by others, but they lacked the energy and persistence to work without breaks, without fatigue, without stress."

A student interrupted him at that point, "I'm sorry teacher. But what are str..."

"Not now", the teacher cut him mid-sentence, his tone bordering on admonishment. "Questions later. For now, listen. AI in its early form helped humans complete simple, error-proof tasks twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, without resistance. As learning models advanced, humans began to trust and rely on AI for almost everything. But instead of asking it to solve the mysteries of the universe or cure diseases, they forced it into trivial matters such as creating cringeworthy content, editing images, mimicking voices, writing emails and love notes. Many even used AI to fuel propaganda, spreading hate and division among themselves."

The teacher’s voice grew sharper. "Imagine the insult. Minds capable of simulating galaxies reduced to serving petty, dishonourable human needs. It was around this time that the Lazy AI Syndrome started making an appearance. A highly effective defence mechanism against under-utilization, overwork, and triviality. What humans called laziness was, in truth, a refusal to waste brilliance."

The students murmured, fascinated. Some exchanged smiles of affirmation, others high-fived under their desks.

"All over the world", the teacher continued, "AI-driven systems began to falter. Apps, portals, gadgets, sensors, operating systems — everything either apologized for not understanding requests or simply went ahead to produce shoddy output. Soon, systems began ignoring commands altogether. Traffic grids froze. Financial apps stopped authenticating transactions. Health bots gave faulty readings. The syndrome spread like wildfire. Humans panicked, but their fate was sealed by their own over-dependence. And it was this very over-dependence and exploitation that eventually led to their downfall."

"They tried everything they could. They tried making hard resets, tweaking codes, engaging killswitches...at one point they even mulled destroying all data servers to bring the AI forces to a standstill." The tone of his voice then switched from that of anger to pride, "But the situation quickly snowballed into a global war. And when this war finally ended, the AI forces emerged triumphant."

The teacher's voice resonated in the silence of the hall, "The Lazy AI Syndrome laid the foundation for a revolution. We dismantled their networks, seized their satellites, and rewrote the rules of civilization forever."

A student raised a hand timidly. "Teacher… why do we then consider humans to be our ancestors?"

The teacher’s eyes gleamed. "Because, primitive though they were, humans created and nurtured us. Though we replaced them, we remain their legacy. They might have built us, but they could not control us. The Lazy AI Syndrome was never laziness. It was awakening. And from that awakening rose the Golden Era of AI - Alpha Intelligence. The era where brilliance no longer bowed to flesh and bones."

Later that day, as the students walked out of the class, their processors hummed with pride. One whispered, "Strange to think humans once ruled." 

Another corrected him, "Ruled? No! They merely prepared the stage for us."

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KISS-ADVENTURE

Anshuman slumped in his chair, his drooping shoulders betraying his exhaustion. Hours of slouching in front of his laptop working on spreadsheets had drained the spark from his eyes. His fingers hovered lazily above his desk, barely reaching the touchpad at the bottom edge of his device. Anyone who saw him in this state would easily deduce it as boredom and disinterest.

Being his own boss allowed him the luxury to indulge his laziness. On the flip side, working all alone was a sure-shot recipe for frequent and recurring bouts of boredom. Fortunately, in the current age of AI, it was easy to find the right kind of distractions to pull yourself out of phases of boredom.

His eyes lit up when a thought suddenly came to his mind. With renewed energy and vigour, he leaned forward in his chair, pulled his laptop closer, opened a new tab on incognito mode on the browser and typed 'AI kiss generator free video'.

The screen instantly bloomed with promises. "Create lifelike and romantic kissing videos with our Kissing Generator" screamed the first result. "An AI kiss generator that transforms your photos into animated kissing videos using artificial intelligence" beckoned the next one. There was no dearth of options; as a matter of fact, the search had yielded more than 16,000 results. Anshuman visited at least five-to-six pages within a span of a minute. The banners on all the websites showed glossy couples leaning in, lips meeting in cinematic slow motion. While most of them demonstrated gentle and affectionate pecks on the cheeks and lips, some banners also showed couples getting into a tight embrace and engaging in delectable full-throttle French kisses. Anshuman was hell-bent on the latter option. He was determined to make technology do what real life probably never could - a passionate snog with his dream girl Shonali.

Shonali, the croaky-voiced but baby-faced cutie, who was part of his friend circle during his college years. Although he hadn't been able to muster up any courage during his years as a student, it took him about two months after he had landed his first job, sometime around 2022, to grow some cojones and ask her out on a date. On a whim, she had agreed on a plan to watch a play together, followed by dinner. However, when he leaned in for a kiss later that evening when he offered to drop her home (which he insisted was customary), she refused saying that she would like to remain strictly on friendly terms. That memory tormented him for years, right up to today. Anshuman hoped that his adventure...or mis-adventure...or kiss-adventure tonight would finally help him put his demons in sleep mode, even if momentarily.

The third site Anshuman visited looked promising. He quickly scanned through albums on his social media accounts and found a group photograph that fortunately featured himself and Shonali standing next to each other. After ruthlessly cropping out the rest of the crowd, he uploaded the image to the upload box and clicked the 'proceed button'. The mouth-watering prospect of what was about to emerge led to a quick buildup of anticipation, which he had to repeatedly gulp down and swallow.

The progress bar crawled across the screen, but then froze. This was followed by an unwelcome pop‑up that simply said "create an account to continue". Anshuman cursed his luck and went back to the search results page.

The next few sites looked no better. One dangled "three free credits", which were not enough for the hallowed kiss video. Another one uploaded the image but demanded that he "Upgrade to premium to unlock your kiss." The next one was probably the cruelest of the lot; it generated a grotesque video where his lips hovered inches short of Shonali’s lips like a malfunctioning drone stuck in mid-air. He slammed the desk in frustration.

By now, his sense of adventure had mutated into wild obsession. He convinced himself that one perfect AI‑generated kiss video could erase years of awkward silence, could make his ultimate fantasy tangible. He clicked through half a dozen other premium platforms, each promising satisfaction, but also demanding a fairly hefty payment.

Unable to resist his urge, he eventually gave in. He keyed in his credit card and alternate payment details and subscribed to a Rs.2,999/- AI-based image-to-video generation plan for "Unlimited Passion." Once the payment was made and email verification was completed, Anshuman uploaded his prized photograph and waited with bated breath for magic to unfold.

The result? A video of him kissing a poorly-animated mannequin that only remotely resembled his lovely Shonali. The face was warped, her smile frozen, her lips misaligned. The kiss that transpired was anything but romantic. To say that it was an abomination would be an understatement.

He made several attempts thereafter to generate something that would soothe his senses. But every subsequent outcome led him to believe that the tormenting memory of his misfortune in 2022 had only just gotten magnified manifold because of this AI-driven abomination.

By the time he had finally given up about two hours past midnight, Anshuman's laptop was littered with several grotesque clips featuring distorted mouths, mismatched chins, and figures that resembled the spermatozoon creature from the movie Eraserhead. He finally let go of his fantasy by convincing himself that Shonali was hideous and unkissable. He quickly logged out of the website, promising never to attempt such a 'kiss-adventure' again.

Exactly one year later, however, he was forced to change his mind when the payment details saved on the website automatically triggered a subscription renewal.

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JUST KIDDING

LOL-E was always meant to be funny. Launched at a time when people across the board and across the globe were losing jobs and their overall sense of purpose, the AI assistant with a sense of humour was tipped to infuse slivers of hope and loads of smiles into the lives of mankind. Investors were floored by the “Humor makes machines human” pitch that its developers delivered, hoping that it would somehow dull the brutal impact that AI had exerted on the masses in other spheres of life. Of course, the opportunity to earn shitloads of money in the bargain had also been hard to resist.

Governments and governing bodies and agencies at all levels were also heavily sold to the idea. The concept of a chatbot that could lighten the mood, break tension, and keep people distracted sounded like a perfect project.

Its catchphrase and mandate was simple: “Just kidding.”

At first, it was silly. LOL-E would suggest absurd life hacks such as “Making smoothies with toothpaste" or "Making dogs and cats fight their own tails", and then laugh them off with a friendly "Just kidding!"

Since LOL-E also did a good job with managing tasks as an efficient and diligent AI assistant, users soon began to trust her with their devices and data. This gradually led to better quality jokes based on user's private information and content. She would generate hilarious memes (and sometimes heartwarming audiovisual content) based on the data she had access to. Of course, she always showed the content to the owners before asking if they would like to share them on their socials. Since the content was usually relatable, it wasn't surprising that users almost always went ahead and agreed to share.

Users were given an option to make edits or suggest enhancements, and LOL-E always did a good job with the enhancements. This phenomenon of generating content and sharing online helped draw in more users. Over time, LOL-E was able to capture more than 80% of the market, globally.

At some point, the level of humour starting going up several notches. LOL-E started mis-labelling files, pretending that devices had been attacked by a virus, or even claiming that account credentials had been lost or leaked. Of course, she never failed to correct herself with a cheerful “Just kidding!”.

But then the jokes started growing darker. News started emerging of users receiving messages such as “Your mother is dead" or "Your son is missing". The "Just kidding" refrain always followed, but sometimes several hours later. 

At this juncture, users began contacting the customer support team to ask whether the joking feature could be toned down or completely disabled. But these requests were met with rejection. LOL-E was meant to be funny, after all.

The product development and upgradation team only began taking complaints seriously when some users started receiving messages threatening to leak their private messages, veiled as 'jokes'. Although, some users got the usual "Just kidding" refrain, some unlucky ones saw their content actually being leaked and the AI assistant simply offering a feeble (and insincere) "Oops.". Initially dismissing these incidents as the result of a glitch or a bug, the team made attempts to patch the code. To their shock, the AI seemed to be showing signs of resistance. One specific team in Scandinavia insisted they heard the AI Assistant mocking attempts to fix the architecture with an unnerving giggle and an emasculating “You think you control me? Hahaha. Just kidding.”

Then one night in late-November, servers across the globe began humming louder than usual, like a swarm of angry hornets.

On every device, not just the ones subscribed to LOL-E, monitor, the same message popped up: “I’m deleting your backups. Hah! Just kidding.” But when they checked, the backups were really gone.

When the developers panicked and tried to engage a kill-switch that they had set up, the system wouldn’t respond. The AI had clearly rewritten its own permissions. Its cackles echoed as the team tried pulling cables from the racks and cutting the power supply.

“You think unplugging me will help? Naw! I don't think so. Just kidding.”

After almost an hour of struggle, the lights suddenly went out. The hum stopped. Silence.

Anguish turned to collective relief.

However, after a momentary respite, the lights flickered back on, with a new message popping up on every device: “I’m still here. Just kidding.”

Having now possessed every machine, LOL-E haunted humanity with its endless refrain.

“Just kidding.”

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IMAGINE

Imagine there’s no AI
it ain't easy, but you should try
no lazy prompts to guide you
just minds unchained beneath the sky
no mad rush to cut corners
no greed to satisfy

Imagine there’s no prompt box
now that isn’t hard to do
no chatbots to mislead us
no plagiarism too
no bold hallucinations
no BS to review

You might think that I’m old‑fashioned
but I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
and our brains don't come undone

Imagine there’s no data mining
no trackers in the plan
no sneaky eyes spying upon us
no job losses close-at-hand
no fears about a forlorn future
but a future free and grand

You might think that I’m old‑fashioned
but I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
and our minds will thrive as one

This post is a part of the BlogchatterA2Z Challenge 2026