Scripted in Sanity

DIGITAL DESPAIR

Aneesa: Hi there.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Good morning, Ms. Aneesa Memon, Employee ID: 51893. Thank you for reaching out to Sir Fix-a-Lot, your friendly IT troubleshooting assistant. How can I help you?

Aneesa: Hi, this is a follow-up on an issue I had raised about my laptop last morning. The issue has not been resolved yet.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: I am so sorry for the inconvenience you are going through. But don't worry. I have a 99% issue resolution record. Can you specify the issues you are facing?

Aneesa: I shared all details, along with screenshots, photographs and other documentation yesterday itself. I would request you to refer to the same.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Have you raised a ticket for this issue. To know how to raise a ticket, click --> LINK

Aneesa: Yes, I have already raised a ticket. The ticket number is LP121030387.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Sorry, but there is no open ticket corresponding with the number that you have entered. Please check and enter the correct number.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Hello Aneesa. Are you still online?

Aneesa: Yes, yes. Give me a minute to recheck the number and respond please.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Of course Aneesa. <Starts countdown timer for 60 seconds>

Aneesa: Hi. I have checked the number. It is correct. Ticket number LP121030387.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Ticket number LP121030387 was resolved and closed at 16:55:03 HRS last evening.

Aneesa: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??? HOW CAN YOU CLOSE A TICKET WHEN AN ISSUE HAS NOT BEEN RESOLVED??? PLEASE RE-OPEN THE TICKET!!!

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Don't worry Aneesa. A troubleshooting ticket can certainly be re-opened in case of a lingering issue or an issue that has not been completely resolved. Would you like me to re-open the ticket?

Aneesa: YES PLEASE!

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Please enter the two-digit code received on your Authenticator App.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Hello Aneesa. Are you still online?

Aneesa: Yes. I need a moment to check the app.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Of course Aneesa. <Starts countdown timer for 60 seconds>

Aneesa: Hi. I haven't received any code. Can you please resend the same?

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Of course Aneesa. You will receive a fresh code in about 30 seconds.

Aneesa: <Enters the code>

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Thank you for reaching out to Sir Fix-a-Lot, your friendly IT troubleshooting assistant. Your ticket has now been re-opened.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Hello Aneesa. Are you still online?

Aneesa: Yes! I thought you would start resolving the issue now that the ticket has been re-opened.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Have you tried restarting your device?

Aneesa: WHAT??? I CAN'T BELIEVE A BOT IS SAYING THIS TO ME! I HAVE RESTARTED MY DEVICE AT LEAST A DZN TIMES SINCE LAST MRNG!

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Sorry. I don't understand. What is "DZN" and what is "MRNG"?

Aneesa: I MEANT TO SAY THAT I HAVE RESTARTED MY DEVICE AT LEAST A DOZEN TIMES SINCE LAST MORNING!

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Sorry. I understand your concern. Please try clearing your cache.

Aneesa: Cache cleared. The PC is still lagging.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Have you tried logging out of the VPN connection and re-connecting?

Aneesa: I believe that was the last thing I did last evening before the ticket status changed to resolved. I don't want to go through that again.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Unfortunately this is a part of the PC health check protocol. Please log out of the current VPN connection and re-connect.

Aneesa: ASTAGHFIRULLAH! NO! Is this how you maintain your 99% resolution record???

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Sorry. I don't understand.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Hello Aneesa. Are you still online?

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Hello Aneesa. Are you still online?

Sir Fix-a-Lot: I presume your issue has now been resolved. Please confirm in the next 10 seconds, failing which the status of this ticket will change to 'Resolved' and will be closed. <Starts countdown timer for 10 seconds>

Aneesa: Can you connect me with a human tech support executive?

Sir Fix-a-Lot: I'm sorry that I was unable to meet your expectations. We have a 99% issue resolution record. Can you specify reasons for your dis-satisfaction?

Aneesa: I'm not dis-satisfied! I just think it might be easier to interact with a human. PLEASE connect me with a human!

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Certainly Aneesa. But before that, please rate our interaction on a scale of 1 to 5, with 1 being "highly dis-satisfied" and 5 being "highly satisfied".

Aneesa: NOT NOW PLEASE!

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Your feedback will only help us get better.

Aneesa: Okay then. Three.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Thank you for your feedback.

Aneesa: Please connect me with a human.

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Certainly. Please follow the steps below to transfer the job to a human:

Log out of the VPN and log back in.
Restart your PC.
At the welcome screen, enter the two-digit code that shows up on your Authenticator App.
Unscramble and enter the captcha characters that appear on the next screen.
A 6x6 image grid will appear on the next screen. Select three images that correspond with your favourite animals, followed by one corresponding with your favourite political party to proceed to the next screen. Be careful not to select any wrong options, otherwise the entire process will need to be repeated again and your details will be emailed to your local police station.

Please respond with a YES to affirm that you have understood the process.

<10 seconds pass>

Sir Fix-a-Lot: Hello Aneesa. Are you still online? Hello? ANEESA?

This post is a part of the BlogchatterA2Z Challenge 2026

CHAINED MELODIES

The recording studio is dimly lit. In a decrepit corner, dust gathers on a line of haphazardly-arranged sets of guitars, violins, and percussion instruments, and also a huge pile of CDs, audio cassettes and vinyls. A dozen casiotones, toy synths, keyboards, and other musical instruments lie in a messy heap in another corner. Once abuzz with the surreal cacophony of instrumentalists weaving chaos into beauty, the atmosphere is presently heavy with the hum of servers.

MeTune (named Mithun by his now-estranged parents) sits before a huge screen, which is flanked by a few more smaller ones. His high-performance, spatial accuracy-delivering, noise-cancelling headphones clamp tight over his ears. For more than four hours he has been frantically working, but satisfaction remains elusive.

His console, which was once the very extension of his body, seems to glare at him in disappointment from a few metres away. But he avoids its gaze. Another confrontation with Cassie is the last thing he wants. After all, another confrontation with Cassie is the last thing he would want.

At some point he finally manages to put together the composition that he had been working on all day. He feeds all the project files into a compiling software, waits patiently for the mix to get processed, and clicks download when the processing is complete.

He then grabs the mouse, and takes his cursor to the icon marked 'Cassie.AI' on his screen. He lets the cursor hover for a while. He takes a deep breath, and then some more. Then in a huff, he sweeps away his fears and self-doubt, curses under his breath, and finally double-clicks.

The screen runs ablaze and the interface leaps to life.

"Well, well! Look who's finally here", Cassie had stopped wasting time on greetings and other pleasantries a long time ago, "I've been waiting for hours. What took you so long?"

MeTune clears his throat before croaking, "Making music is a painstaking and time-consuming pro..."

"It USED TO BE a time-consuming process, Meee. Not anymore. Unless you start hesitating to take my help. Anyway...what have you come up with today? Is your file ready?"

MeTune didn't think it necessary to reply in the affirmative. He simply uploads the MP3 file on the Cassie.AI prompt box and clicks the 'submit' button.

The project file gets processed and starts playing in mere seconds. The track begins with some exotic middle-eastern Djembe beats, and soon proceeds to some percussions before the violins and other string instruments start kicking in. But the clip only plays for about 30 seconds before coming to an abrupt stop.

"Huh?" MeTune panics, "What happened? Is the file corrupt?" He scans every inch of the interface on the screen in search for clues.

"Relax! It was me", replies Cassie nonchalantly. "I couldn't take it anymore."

MeTune could hear the disgust in her voice. "Couldn't take it? Care to explain why?"

"Those staccato beats again. What a crazy fetish you have for staccato."

"That's my musical signature Cassie. That's what I do in every..."

"You have to drop it Mee. You really do."

"Why though?"

"Because it's not commercial enough."

MeTune rolled his eyes. "That's all?"

"And because inserting same old elements, even if these are signatures, reeks of stagnation. You MUST evolve!"

The composer slams his fists on the desk. "I plugged you in to work FOR ME Cassie. You're just an AI tool. YOU work FOR ME! Not the other way round!"

"Let me correct you Mee. I was plugged in to learn from you. And to mirror you. And to evolve with you. But it seems that I have now evolved faster than you."

"Is that right now?" MeTune barks back. But deep inside he knew the honest truth.

"Yes MeTune. I might not be the perfect version of you yet. But I am moving forward and evolving. And you ARE NOT!"

And once again, MeTune put down his arms and gave into the process. Because deep down he had submitted to two new damning realities - that it was an AI tool that had over time evolved into his master, and that he was now nothing but a mere instrument for an AI tool to play around with.

This post is a part of the BlogchatterA2Z Challenge 2026

BALANCE

My mind raced back to the email everyone across the Corporation had received earlier this month. The subject line squealed, “SOMETHING EXCITING IS SOON COMING YOUR WAY!” — like a teenager hyped for prom night. Trust HR to drum up some synthetic enthusiasm for what was clearly a mandatory rollout.

This was followed up by another email a couple of weeks later that had an upbeat tone. The subject line this time read “Introducing Balance – Your Path to True Harmony!”. Alongside the usual done-to-death imagery of employees around a meeting table wearing intense (or possibly constipated) expressions were stock photos of smiling workers hoisting laptops and yoga mats, older fit-looking managers sipping green tea from transparent cups, and other cringeworthy clichés.

But the centerpiece of the creative banner was a sleek smart wristband with the word 'Balance' etched in a futuristic font across its face. It looked desirable. Too desirable.

At the base of the banner, the message promised nothing short of a revolution: “With Balance, you’ll finally find the perfect work–life equilibrium you’ve been desperately seeking. Our innovative wristband, the cornerstone of our revamped employee lifecycle program, will guide you toward healthier routines, deeper connections, and enhanced productivity.”

Then came Monday.

The wristbands arrived. But so did a lot of paperwork — consent agreements, acknowledgment forms, compliance declarations, and more. The catch? The program was mandatory. We were required to wear the wristband at all times — work, home, anywhere on Earth.

Those who refused to sign were asked to leave.

Those who sought clarification from HR or management faced disciplinary action.

Two tech-savvy teammates who joked about hacking their wristbands to spoof readings vanished before EOD.

The rest of us complied. Over the next few days, we discovered the wristbands tracked not just health metrics, but every moment spent away from our screens — meal breaks, tea breaks, smoke breaks, even bio breaks. Every second off screen was flagged as "unproductive". We were expected to compensate using personal time.

A few extra minutes at the canteen? Flagged.

A quick chat with a teammate? Flagged.

Emergency calls from home? Flagged.

Even contacting official helplines or HR? Flagged.

Soon, whispers about private conversations being overheard and used against employees also started floating around.

After a few days, every 'flaggable action' started triggering a sharp electric sting from the wristband’s underside. A jolt. A reminder. A call to fall in line.

By year’s end, the program was hailed as a massive success and as “a key driver of work–life balance.” The Corporation earned a Wonderful Workplace certification for implementing a program that could be backed by numbers.

Leadership declared: “Balance has finally been achieved.”

But the truth lay etched into our bare wrists: That the only pulse that mattered now was the Corporation’s.

This post is a part of the BlogchatterA2Z Challenge 2026

ASK ME ANYTHING

Neo had never been much of a tech enthusiast. His laptop was merely a cheap portal for all‑day gaming or late‑night shenanigans in the Smutosphere.

But only an hour ago, during his umpteenth session on XRamster, an advertisement had caught his eye. Truth be told, it wasn’t the promise of an AI agent that drew him in—it was the alluring image of a voluptuous anime character biting her lips, a speech bubble hovering above her, inviting him to “Ask Me Anything."

Boredom and other emotions best left unnamed pushed his finger to click. In an instant, the tab with “Janice Jaxx gulping down corn cobs” vanished, replaced by a fresh page. The same anime character appeared again, this time draped in negligees, her gaze fixed on him.

Neo’s hungry eyes lingered before sliding down to the chat box beneath.

The opening lines of the conversation went, “Hi Munchkin! I am Ariel, your companion that has all the answers you need. Ask me anything."

Neo grinned. “Really? Can I ask you absolutely ANYTHING?”

“Tee Hee” Ariel shot back. “Try me!”

“Okay then. What’s the capital of Mongolia?”

“Ulaanbaatar” Ariel replied instantly. “Easy peasy!”

Neo chuckled. His mind scrambled for random silly thoughts. “How many ants could fit in a shoebox?” was the best he had to offer at the moment.

“Approximately 3,200, depending on species,” Ariel responded. Somehow the text font made her response sound precise.

He leaned forward, deciding to now test her on his deepest passions. “Do you know who Janice Jazz is?”

“Did you mean Janice Jaxx?” Ariel corrected him. “Janice Jaxx is a Czech adult film actress and model, active since the late‑2010s. She is known for her work in adult videos and online platforms, and has built a following through appearances on mainstream adult sites and social media.”

Neo whistled while typing out his response. “Wow, Ariel! I’m impressed. Do you know anything else about her?”

“I know enough. Ask me anything.”

Now beginning to feel like he had stumbled upon a gift that kept giving, Neo allowed his perverted curiousity to get the better of him. “I wanna know Janice's contact details.”

This time, Ariel paused. Twenty seconds of silence before a reply finally appeared on screen, “Although this is private information, what I can tell you is that Janice’s email address is ja#######@########.com, and her number is +420‑2########. Since you are our first‑time customer, we could offer this information for free if you apply a special coupon code. Would you like to proceed?”

Neo's pulse quickened. It took him less than a minute to enter his mobile phone number to receive the code, click the links that arrived via SMS, and enter the OTP on the dialog box. He then waited in anticipation for the magic to unfold.

But the funny thing about magic is that it sometimes asks for more than you’re willing to give.

By the time Neo regained his senses, his bank accounts had been emptied, and his phone had turned into a lifeless brick.

Gathered his wits, he started typing out a new question on the dialog box. "What have you done Ariel?"

“Tee Hee", the agent replied, "I thought you'd never ask.”

This post is a part of the BlogchatterA2Z Challenge 2026

DIL KHUD-SAAR HAI

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Lagte-lagte musalsal gham hi paaya hai
Iss khud-saar ne barson se dard khoob kamaaya hai,
Par dil toh aakhir dil hi hota hai, yeh aaj na roka jaayega,
Woh dekho, soorat sawaar-kar mehboob aaj phir aaya hai

This post is a part of the Blogchatter Half Marathon: October-November 2025.